Feeling Less Than Adequate? This Won't Help.

I don't know if I pissed an ex-girlfriend off or just didn't perform up to par during a one night stand or something, but my f*cking email accounts are loaded with this shyt!!!! What the f*ck!!!! How the hell do you think it makes me look on my job when I open up an email and a coworker, out of the corner of their eyes, can see a big ass colorful picture like this one with words like..."Got a small dick???? Having a less than stellar ejaculation???? Not sellin' the ol' $$$$ shot???"

It has gotten to the point where I have to look around before I open any of my emails....Damnnnnn!!!!! This bullshyt needs to stop. Now I have to call every one of them hos and find out what the deal is. I mean, not that I'm paranoid or nothin'.