Papa Was a Rollin' Stone

create your own personalized map of the USA

Damn!!! 27 countries (12% of the World), 27 states (52% of the US). 27+27=52. There has got to be a damn winning lottery number in there somewhere. Maybe the pick four, even. Too bad I'm sittin' in the middle of the damn ocean. That, and Hawaii doesn't have a damn lottery. They don't realize that some of that money could help put books in the schools, but that's another story.

Okay, if you had never been out of the States before then I can understand not doing the last one I posted, but hopefully some of you have been out of the state though. If not, well, I don't think that they have anything smaller for like, cities in your state and shyt. We could probably come up with something, with the help of MapQuest, for like, different school districts or various corner liquour stores. If we are unsuccessful then you probably just need to buy yo' ass a bus ticket and get the f*ck outta Dodge!! No...really.